|Sorcerer's Stone:||We're probably gonna need to close Hogwarts|
|Chamber of Secrets:||We should really consider closing Hogwarts|
|Prisoner of Azkaban:||Sooo are we closing Hogwarts|
|Goblet of Fire:||Someone died we should really close Hogwarts now|
|Order of the Phoenix:||Nope? Not closing Hogwarts?|
|Half-Blood Prince:||Really guys it's time to close Hogwarts|
|Deathly Hallows:||Hogwarts is kinda blown up guys, do we close it now? No? Great.|
Best explanation I’ve heard on the Jolie mastectomy situation.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
So this is one of my graduation presents.
*Takes deep breath*